Sunday, October 09, 2005

republican? democrat? southern republican?

I saw this in one of the Yahoo groups to which I subscribe. It's funny as heck. Thought I would share it.



Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between
Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following
question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you. You are
carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!


What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?

Why is this street so deserted?
.
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Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
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